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Today, 02:55 PM

Skippy replied to a thread any of you seen this dumb shit? ive been seeing it pop up around here. "not of this world" christian clothing! in Rich Media Content

you mean if he actually existed? :D

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Today, 02:06 PM

Skippy replied to a thread OMG!!!! Fender made a 1959 Strat Reissue that sounds just like the original!!!!!!!!! in Rich Media Content

they're PAYING him to say that

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Today, 02:05 PM

Skippy replied to a thread The Darwin Awards are out. in Rich Media Content

i have stories that actually happened that have been entertaining for years. :idk: the "todd in the shower with the two chicks" for example.

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Today, 01:55 PM

Skippy replied to a thread The Darwin Awards are out. in Rich Media Content

this is just made up though. :idk: i could tell you a story that never happened to entertain you if you'd like. :) go here and knock yourself...

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Today, 03:20 AM

Skippy replied to a thread so my friend texted me that i either take some cat or they're gonna gas it in Rich Media Content

This explains the "Christians Are Not Pussies" shirt I saw at the local bible book store.

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Today, 02:45 AM

Skippy replied to a thread Bestiality, anyone ever tried it? in Rich Media Content

I fucked a chick who looked like a pig once. And not just cause she was fat. Her nose was all snout-like. :(

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Yesterday, 09:35 PM

Skippy replied to a thread My GF made me Mexican Hot Chocolate. in Rich Media Content

so it's ok that you're using racist language but no one else can? check.

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Yesterday, 09:31 PM

Skippy replied to a thread The Darwin Awards are out. in Rich Media Content

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/darwin05.asp

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Yesterday, 09:29 PM

Skippy replied to a thread My GF made me Mexican Hot Chocolate. in Rich Media Content

maybe you should stay away from the internet if you can't take a joke about generalizations. :idk: i don't care that you use the word 'cracker.'...

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Yesterday, 09:08 PM

Skippy replied to a thread My GF made me Mexican Hot Chocolate. in Rich Media Content

fuck off. it's a joke. my mom's half mexican.

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Yesterday, 09:03 PM

Skippy replied to a thread My GF made me Mexican Hot Chocolate. in Rich Media Content

so she picked a few heads of cabbage first then weed wacked your yard? :confused:

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Yesterday, 05:06 PM

Skippy replied to a thread Kim K. in Rich Media Content

i'll bet when her big ass takes a dump she could clear out a stadium :(

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Yesterday, 04:30 PM

Skippy started a thread Sticky: Internet's Finest BlockeadThread!! in Rich Media Content

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Yesterday, 04:27 PM

Skippy replied to a thread Kim K. in Rich Media Content

if i had enough money or fame to be able to fuck/date her, i'd bang someone hotter. :idk:

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05-18-2013, 03:53 PM

Skippy replied to a thread Shit bros...i just had some french cock in my arse in Rich Media Content

this thing is basically wired with the jimmy page mods. it has coil taps, out-of-phase, and a bypass that i'm guessing runs the original 3-way wiring...

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05-18-2013, 01:44 PM

Skippy replied to a thread Would? in Rich Media Content

"Would you mind fingering yourself?.......my bad."

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05-18-2013, 04:05 AM

Skippy replied to a thread THERE IS A 20 YEAR OLD GIRL IN MY BED RIGHT NOW. in Rich Media Content

i guess we all know by now that these threads are going to drag us into court at some point. :idk:

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05-17-2013, 08:31 PM

Skippy replied to a thread Shit bros...i just had some french cock in my arse in Rich Media Content

good. i'm playing it through my buddy's H&K Mark I half stack, so it's a tad on the loud side right now. but i'll pick up a map at some point with a...

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05-17-2013, 08:02 PM

Skippy replied to a thread Shit bros...i just had some french cock in my arse in Rich Media Content

Frogs are known for that shit. :(

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05-17-2013, 07:58 PM

Skippy replied to a thread Could you would her? in Rich Media Content

i fail to see how that's a bad thing :idk:

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