MrKnobs: I can almost feel your erection through the screen.
bleepedybloops: herpes, nature's combo breaker
bunz: talking about books is way better than nailing a hot bitch
Mikeo: I'm 47 and bever narried
MrKnobs: I programmed a wang computer
lewey: bad guys are way more fun
ShredderSteve: I'm the best smart here
eilute: I had another roommate use up a lot of my conditioner (half the bottle) in about one day. He's African. [There is no emoticon for this]
ray18: when a chick poops, things change